ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(via hotboyproblems)

proctalgia:

californians

proctalgia:

californians

(via mmbabygravy)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via hotboyproblems)

mtchstrr:

sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

That puppy should be allowed on the couch.

mtchstrr:

sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

That puppy should be allowed on the couch.

(via monicajizz)

d0gbl0g:

none shall pass

(via clitorisky)

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(via joeyjoe69)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(via hotboyproblems)

(via permeate)

moon-meat:

This never gets old.

(via cybercum)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via hotboyproblems)

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via idontpray)